Doggie Explains the Money Glitch — Part 9 (Satire) Step one — start a “premium breathing service.” You inhale, they pay. Oxygen economy. 🐾💨💸 Step two — sell screenshots of your empty wallet as modern art. Minimalism = profit. 🖼️😂 Step three — charge people for “manifestation coaching,” which is just you nodding with deep wisdom. 🧘🐶 Step four — flip random items as “rare vintage artifacts” even if they’re from yesterday’s junk drawer. 🗃️✨ Bonus move? Introduce a subscription tier where fa