March 8, 2006 The mechanisation of every facet of human life has finally trickled down to playing with the dog. Too busy to play fetch with Fido? No problem, just get your dog his own personal ...

I want a puppy. I spend all day cooped up in this apartment—I do it for you, people—and have been thinking the cats and I could use a pal to curse when when we have to take him outside to do his ...